Philosophy Is A Gentleman's Sport

If a critter is born without a soul can it still have rhythm?




I expect your essays on my desk by Monday morning.

Death of a Manhood

I'm thinking about getting my tubes tied...

This Is What It's Going To Look Like

When I sell out.

And I Will Then Say To Thee, "You Are My Friend"

Does anyone else cry at ever story ever told about whales? With me it's a given. It all started with a forth grade birthday party where it was decided to watch "Free Willy" as a joke and I was the only one that was genuinely upset. It's been down hill from there.

But in all seriousness that Michael Jackson song at the end is the most underrated karaoke song ever.

Exhibit [G]

My Brain The Illusionist

I believe that with the incredible influx of information, photos, and videos somehow somewhere in our brains we have this illusion that we've done a lot in our lives. Due to the fact that I've "seen" so much on some level I believe that I've walked on Mars, blown the horn of Gondor, ridden in a hot air balloon, and captured Jack the Ripper. When in actuality I have to work up a fare amount of courage just to get on an airplane or ask if a store is hiring. So this is a little shout to the men (and women) who actually did things. Such as walk around in the woods, shoot bears, and carry around their heads. I think that counts as doing something.

My New Hobby

God's Critters doesn't usually show adverts but I have watch this so many times a hot stock tip is going to be buy Duracell - I'm about to get a million batteries.