Holy Mola!

I'll Never Be Lonely Again

Why Yes, My Father Does Hunt a Little. Why?

The Magic of Time

Happy Halloween!

Mystic.

Beatrice is Lekker

Y

Children Need to Learn to Grow

Uniwho?

Nature is Cruel

Fancy Dress Party

HUNGRY!

Biology 101

Oh, I'm Sorry, Was This Your Elk Carcass?

This Is An International Symbol For Good Luck

Or bad luck, I can't remember.

So, What Does Your Father Do?

Biological Clock

I'm not getting any younger, but the only time I feel a fluttering in my womb is when I'm looking at baby animals. If there was only some way to give birth to a goat I'd be set.

It's Good To Own Land

Science

Almost Ready

The Great Migration of The Grizzly

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Faster! Faster!

Exhibit [I]

Ah, Summer

I can't wait to head down to the beach for those wet tiger contests. It's so hot.

The Sea Can Be A Lonely Place

Oh, Hi.

Waste Not

Fact:

Young things that look like old things and then are put on an old person thing are good things.

Abigale

I love summer because its that time of year I can take Abigale out to the front yard without worry of her getting cold. She just loves slinking around in that freshly cut grass. I think I'm going to have a wine cooler now. Best!

Do These Wings Make Me Look Fat?

Yes.

Cats Up, Dude!

Who's A Pretty Pony?

This poodle.

This Is Why You're Fat

Yeah, You See That?

"I blew it up."

"Damn you."

Exhibit [H]

Where Does Baloney Come From?

Bon Appetit Fail

Behold The Industrious Rabbit

2fur1

Some Days You Just Feel Lonely

ACME

Cat's love to eat cartoon bombs. Seriously, ask anyone.

Big Sharp Pointy Teeth

Did you know that a rabbit can knock the wind out of a fully grown man if it thumps with its hind legs on his chest?

Did you know rabbit's teeth never stop growing?

Did you know a rabbit can jump 36'' or higher?

Did you know mother rabbits nurse their young for only 5 minuets a day?

Did you a rabbit's ears - no matter what shape - hear all and sense all?

Just Out of Curiosity...

Who is a pretty kitty?

I Love The Future

Have You Seen This?

Husky Love

Somethin' for the ladies:

Konichiwa

I once had lovely friend who enjoyed posing the following question to people at bars and parties:

"Who would win in a fight between a grizzly bear and I, if I had two samari swords?"

How people would answer this question showed a lot about their personality or at least how much they knew about animals. People who didn't know anything about bears said that it was an unfair fight and the bear would die. They would then usually go on to ask if grizzlies were endangered. However anyone with any sense knew that it would go something like this:

Splish, Splash

Nature is a funny thing. Does it even know how metal it is?

Eat Your Heart Out Fleet Foxes

Now this is what they're going for and by "they" I do mean every self-respecting hipster in the Great Pacific Northwest and by "this" I mean it's seventies, it has animals, and it's taken on a film camera. I suppose the gentleman in the photo could have beard that's running a bit more wild and free. It is a little bit too kempt.
Yes, we'd all like to have lived it when, but these little glimpses are worth 1000 Cowichan sweaters.

Philosophy Is A Gentleman's Sport

If a critter is born without a soul can it still have rhythm?




I expect your essays on my desk by Monday morning.

Death of a Manhood

I'm thinking about getting my tubes tied...