
What even fewer people know is the fate of these beautiful beasts. In a startling expose by Vice Magazine it was relieved that North Korean government contacted Szmolinsky under the pretense of purchasing six of his largest rabbits to bred and feed the hungry children of the struggling Pinko country. Szmolinsky gave the visiting ambassadors quite a good deal on the fluffy bunnies thinking they would meet their end for a good cause. As strange as this may sound what actually happened to the rabbits maybe even stranger - they were eaten in a birthday celebration for Kim Jong-il. I think Szmolinsky put it best when he said, "In my opinion all politicians are bandits. They’re definitely not getting any more of my rabbits."
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